It could have been breast cancer. Or a Cheeto lodged under OP's shirt.

Sad n gross? Yea. But your own fault. Go outside and get some sun. Join a club or do something that interests you besides food and tv

Your family guy joke doesn't really make sense here #9?

But isn't that what you're supposed to find in there?

You think that's gross? I would have ate the crumbs! You can't let Oreos go to waste.

38, that's disgusting. Not funny at all.

Hey 39...... I thought it was pretty god damn hilarious.

I have no words

then why did you reply?

I feel ya man

#13 Op says she is sick. Sometimes going outside isn't an option. It also sounds like the depression might be linked to the illness (which really sucks OP I know) and other people's misconceptions that "you're only ill because you don't go out" rather than seeing that being ill stops you going out, can make the depression so much worse because it shows jusy how much they don't understand. It's no fun being blamed by others, even just in their heads, for something that's not your fault.

Home sick, not sick. And either way sick, homesick, or depressed, there is no excuse for horrible hygiene.

I'm pretty sure OP meant they're home sick, not "homesick." I mean, how would being homesick have anything to do with getting Oreos stuck in your belly button?! Obviously, even if OP was presumably homesick, that doesn't mean they wouldn't be showering and going outside to do whatever it is that they would have to do to continue living. I think the point of the FML was to say that they've been stuck at home for so long, dealing with sickness and depression, and possibly being bedridden, that they just found Oreos in their belly button due to their lack of ability to properly care for their hygiene. I can sympathise because I spent the better part of this year in a similar situation due to a fractured hip and subsequent hip replacement. So yeah, I know what's it's like to be stuck at home with an illness and the depression it can lead to.

I don't get what's wrong with finding Oreo crumbs in your belly button, no part of the Oreo was wasted, and you have a tasty ice cream topping for later! Right?

I'm gonna vomit...

I don't like oreo cookies. They're too chocolaty.

You can get golden ones. Those are the ones I like

Yeah, oreoes are disgusting.

#98, you may not contain nuts, you ARE nuts. Nobody doesn't like Oreos.... Or Sara Lee. Or whatever the hell bread it is.

this is the LAST time I eat and read FMLs at the same time. when will I ever learn

Op should be happy not having an outie. those look so weird

The fml says that op is ill! What is with all the people telling op to go outside? Perhaps the illness is forcing op to be cooped up inside. Next time, read the whole fml before making a stupid suggestion.

#111, OP is home sick, not ill.

Unless you're on your deathbed you can go outside for a bit. Sit on your porch or something I'm not saying to go running. It's a paragraph long, do you really think I just glazed over the sick bit?

#111 OP isn't "I'll" he's HOME SICK, he misses home! how about you re read the entire thing instead of racking on others for giving good advice such as going outside or better yet, just go home!

I think there's a difference between homesick and home sick homesick= missing home home sick= ill and at home or maybe it's just where I'm from?

That's what I thought it was also...

You have to be trolling. The comma between home and sick is implied.

I feel like thats the worst infection you could get, an oreo infection.

Save money, grow Oreos straight from you're own belly button!

If belly buttons had the ability to make things grow, I'd have like a million kids by now.

#43 just won. The internet!

no... #43 just won 2 whole internets; collect 10 and see michael jackson from beyond the grave

How did this turn into a thing about homesickness?? OP missed a comma. Should've read "..home, sick and depressed.."

Oh, did you write the FML? No? Then you can't correct it with any surety.

Homesick or home and sick, feel better. Maybe I did mix it up lol.

You're so cute

what a strange choice of words lol