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By s0m3guy2010 - 19/04/2013 00:06 - United States

Today, I found a pound of cooked bacon in the dryer. When I asked my roommate about it, he confessed; his excuse was that he wanted to dry up the grease before eating it. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

I know he was bacon for a heart attack. Although the dryer didn't break, I was really porked from doing laundry until he was able to clean everything out.

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Top comments

darkcobrabws 2

What the hell are you complaining about?!?!? BACON SCENTED CLOTHES!!!!!

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waffule365 16

What a waste of perfectly good bacon!!!

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Enslaved 36

Paper towels too mainstream for him?

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s0m3guy2010 21

I'm not even sure if I want to know what he uses paper towels for.

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ileenefudge 29

That's creative I guess, but he still failed :/

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hama806 19

Apparently he's a closet pork eater. It's definitely better in the long run that he came out to you.

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CrissyyyS2 22

Well then... What are you waiting for? Get his clothes and dry them! Hope he loves bacon scented clothes.

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PandaKitteh 20

I have bacon mints. Err... "mints".

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awkwardturtl3 3

for some reason I thought about epic meal time..but in this case it s a whole different approach to epic meal time

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MissesVakarian 6

If he didn't want the grease, why not eat some beef jerky? Bacon isn't bacon without that greasy fatness.

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dinosxxrawr 22

bacon scented clothing just might make people like you.

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gracehi 31

Pffffft.... What a dumb ass! Doesn't he know you're supposed to use a hair dryer for to remove bacon grease? Gees Louise.

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gracehi 31

Oops. I accidentally made my silly bacon/ hair dryer comment sound Shakespearean. :P

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raytyler26 16

Looks like its hang dry for a while.

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ironichalibut 24

Why would you want to take the bacony goodness out of bacon?

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