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By s0m3guy2010 - 19/04/2013 00:06 - United States

Today, I found a pound of cooked bacon in the dryer. When I asked my roommate about it, he confessed; his excuse was that he wanted to dry up the grease before eating it. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

I know he was bacon for a heart attack. Although the dryer didn't break, I was really porked from doing laundry until he was able to clean everything out.

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darkcobrabws 2

What the hell are you complaining about?!?!? BACON SCENTED CLOTHES!!!!!

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waffule365 16

What a waste of perfectly good bacon!!!

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Pstraka6 20

Is your roommate Rob Reiner? That is foul

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ljcarranza 16

guys will follow you now op...but so will dogs lol good luck

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kitsuneluvuh 12

That's really dangerous. There's a reason you're not supposed to use a dryer on clothes stained with food grease and oil-- it can catch fire!

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zombieslayer83 19

Mmmmmm Bacon.

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Ziggy122 15

There's stupid, and then there's... the Army Strong equivalent of stupid.

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nikolkaw 9

Lol then you cook it...then pour out the grease!

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ligerzero459 24

And he would've wondered why the dryer caught on fire. At least that didn't happen

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