By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 859
You deserved it 3 575

Same thing different taste

Top comments

DKjazz 20

3+ points for originality. Not your average prankster here, no sir.

AffrontedFetus 0

Stick on a few more and you could pass off as a pretty good pimp.

Comments

08DIB 0

youre in a sticky situation

tummycat 0

that sucks but at least it's creative!!! :D

theres no way a "very large pumpkin" could be super glued to your car without falling off. The weight of it alone would make it fall. for this to be possible you'd have to use like a gallon of super glue, and I pretty sure they don't sell it by the gallon. this is completely fake. the OP needs to get a life, and stop thinking of fake FMLs.

mooseluver4life 5

Haha why don't you just cut it down? I mean its gonna come off sooner or later.

torchic55 0

That my sir is my favorite FML ever

In all fairness, it took me a bit to get this, merely because the first time I read it, I saw a large pumpkin had been superglued to your ear and nearly died laughing. Well played, prankster~