Transportation: Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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You deserved it 3 575

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By Mustang - 05/08/2010 01:13 - United States

Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML

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By raven_of_azarath - 29/07/2019 02:00

Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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You deserved it 5 516

Prank culture has gone too far

By duck me! - 02/03/2023 04:00

Today, some asshole superglued ten rubber ducks to my car while I was at work. FML

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You deserved it 101

By Baegel - 02/03/2016 01:52 - United States - Havertown

Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML

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By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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You deserved it 5 073

By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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You deserved it 69

By ColdMN - 03/02/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 358

You deserved it 11 161

By wils - 24/07/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

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You deserved it 7 899

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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You deserved it 145

DKjazz 20

Saturday 2 July 2011 12:12

3+ points for originality. Not your average prankster here, no sir.

AffrontedFetus 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 12:02

Stick on a few more and you could pass off as a pretty good pimp.

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343guiltyspark_fml 11

Friday 26 July 2013 6:00

I guess you got the trick.

imanasshatcat 4

Tuesday 29 October 2013 11:54

Try parking your car in the garage instead.

erfyerf 14

Wednesday 2 April 2014 0:12

That's why they make golf clubs

JH159753 21

Wednesday 24 September 2014 5:25

How many times do I have to say this on FML? LEMON JUICE DISSOLVES SUPER GLUE

VolcanoTheDragon 20

Thursday 30 July 2015 21:21

2 spoopy 4 u

gatorgirl7563 22

Saturday 30 January 2016 16:46

Saw it off so you can see to drive.

royallymessedup 23

Tuesday 27 September 2016 8:13

This obsession with pumpkin spice has gone too far.

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Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." FML

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Today, as I'm a blonde expat in China, I'm used to people taking pictures of me in the street. Nevertheless, I was surprised when someone climbed over the toilets in a mall to take a picture of me as I was changing my tampon. FML

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Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML

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