Animals: Today, I found a wounded turkey in our backyard. I brought it...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 23:17 - United States - Killington

Today, I found a wounded turkey in our backyard. I brought it inside, put it in a cage, and tended to its wounds. I then left. When I got back home, I smelled the wonderful aroma of my mother's cooking. She had prepared a turkey, the one I'd rescued. FML

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By ArtistBlock - 25/11/2016 05:10

Today, I was in charge of Thanksgiving dinner. I dressed and stuffed the turkey, popped it in the oven and sent a mass text out to my family about how amazing it would be. Everyone arrived, we began making plates of food when I checked the turkey, and realized I never even turned on the oven. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 14:40 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

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By Cinderstar95 - 28/12/2016 09:34 - United States - Schererville

Today, my dad and brother found a Christmas present that they'd "forgotten" to give me. Expecting a joke, I apprehensively opened it. But I still wasn't prepared to unwrap the neck of the Christmas turkey. It had been rotting in the living room for 2 days. The smell was indescribable. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom sent me home with some delicious-looking BBQ ribs because I'd missed a cookout due to work. I set them on the counter, intent on putting them in the oven, but had to make a quick run to the bathroom. I came back to find my roommate's cat sitting in the plate, covered in sauce, as he helped himself. FML

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By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2018 03:30

Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML

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By That escalated quickly - 24/06/2015 19:45 - United States - Ocean City

Today, while driving to Nashville, I saw a bunch of wild turkeys huddled together on the side of the road. I was excited to point them out to my boyfriend, until I realized that the "wild turkeys" were in fact vultures, and that they were eating a dead deer. FML

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By Mariah Barnes - 24/07/2020 08:01

Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML

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By Birdwatcher - 18/09/2012 16:19 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML

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WCARlover 34

Wednesday 14 November 2012 8:23

What kind of mom would just discover a turkey in a cage in her home and not think to ask anyone about it before slaughtering it for dinner? I don't understand

Kallian_fml 21

Wednesday 14 November 2012 8:26

Redneck mom ftw.

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Enslaved 36

Wednesday 14 November 2012 8:39

Slaughtered, plucked and cooked? Your mom is a hell of a woman! However, I'm Sorry about your pet. My granddad cooked my father's rabbit once in the same manner. ):

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Wednesday 14 November 2012 8:41

Hey now, why should I feel worse for a turkey being slaughtered for thanksgiving than I should a pig? Especially since Ham is already a Christmas tradition in many places so you are now calling on the poor pig to suffer doubly through the Holidays.

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 14 November 2012 8:46

Yes I was just saying what 18 said :p I have a sense of humor which is why I found your comment hilarious even though you didn't intend it to be

c0c0_fml 16

Wednesday 14 November 2012 8:48

Not that I would do that but why would you have a turkey at home if it's not to eat it? You should've wrote a note or told someone but I understand how you feel. I wouldn't be able to eat it if I were you. Tell yourself that it was in pain and it finally stopped suffering.

Life_sucks_13 6

Wednesday 14 November 2012 16:07

Actually sometimes people raise them to eat. But in NJ you aren't allowed to trap or kill wild turkeys to eat.

doodlecloud 26

Wednesday 14 November 2012 8:56

Well maybe it was beyond savings, died whilst you were out and she didn't want it to go to waste. I'm veggie and even I say that's fair enough. If it had made a full recovery though...well, she's a bit crazy. Generally speaking, I think people usually check with others before gutting and eating whatever animal they find in the house. Good job you didn't leave a new puppy or something.