By riptoofie - 16/01/2010 21:36 - United States

Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 998
You deserved it 4 977

Same thing different taste

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Was he like, a hardcore, badass-looking wild hamster that doesn't afraid of anything?

To be blunt, how did you not smell Toofie rotting?

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A dead hamster might not smell too bad. Here in Arizona it's so dry that sometimes animals dry up before they start to stink. My friend found a mummified cat in an attic. It did not smell at all. Well just kind of dusty smelling.

my hamsters have 9 lives, i swear. i have three cats and two hamsters who can unlock their cage; several times i have found them dangling from one of the cats mouth. and lila has lived in a heater before x.o

Agreed with #83, I think Toofie is one of the cutest hamster names that I've ever heard (: R.I.P Toofie.

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It's been 4 years! By now I assume you would have expected the hamster to be dead? What's the FML here?