Transportation: Today, I found my company car wrecked in a ditch. Apparently,...

By croleymd - 17/02/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, I found my company car wrecked in a ditch. Apparently, leaving it parked on an icy hill all night was a bad idea. I have to pick up my manager from the airport. FML

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By charliebravo77 - 09/12/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2016 21:26 - United States - Depew

Today, I parked my car in the company lot and walked down the street to a mandatory company training. While I was at the training, everyone back at the office decided to leave early and locked the company lot. My car is now stuck there for the night and I'm walking home. FML

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By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2021 08:02

Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML

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By dirk855 - 18/01/2009 10:29 - United States

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By Mycardoesn'tevenwork - 22/02/2016 20:16 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML

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By stuck - 23/03/2015 15:51 - United States - Bridgeview

Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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By anonymous - 03/02/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I spent nearly an hour thawing out my car and driving to work in this stupid freezing rain, only to find out that I'm now unemployed due to budget cuts. FML

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BigSmiles7 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:18

At least the car didn't hit anyone on the way down

ctFIRE216 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:07

an act of god is what insurance companies refer to when it's natures fault, like a tree branch falling on your car, deer running into your car, etc.

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arielradonski 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 10:26

ha ice slippery hill? that just doesn't sound like a good situation

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Wednesday 17 February 2010 11:07

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lickmyjock 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 11:31

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andruha1123 5

Wednesday 17 February 2010 11:32

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javakrypt 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 12:06

Common sense, you needs it.

redneck907 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 12:25

all I have to say is du u dumb azz it's f ing ice!!

Punkpoptart1119 20

Friday 12 August 2011 23:21

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ctFIRE216 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:04

that sucks, this has happened to the ambulances at work a few times, it just happens, it should be a non-at fault accident and ruled as an act of god, good luck with your boss though.

allyj 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 19:34

An act of God? Come on, let's not blame the forces of nature on an imaginary person. In all seriousness, if God was real, etc etc what the church says, etc, I seriously doubt he would give a shit about this person and make the roads icy and cause this to happen. Things happen without His helps or influence.