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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

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By fugachumi - 07/08/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

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By vegasman20002 - 18/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Garden City

Today, my father-in-law shat himself in my bathroom and tried to flush some of the evidence down my sink. Sink that I'd just cleaned up. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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cessily 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:11

I happen to be taking a crap right now

captainbj2 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

who pays for the bathroom? I think it is HIS bathroom....

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Saturated5 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 4:12

Ah classic hypocriticism

practicesafesax 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:41

I thought this was just a male custom...

mbrooks5110 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:43

I'm pretty sure if your dad was there that You are in HIS house & he is actually the owner of all the bathrooms. if not kick him out of you're house...

tessabreanne 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:56

happens to me all the time!!

Jebusgt 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 14:54

how house, deal with it or move out

Jebusgt 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 14:56

his house, deal with It or move out

imperialtl 12

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:22

it's funny that throughout this whole story all I could hear is that you have your OWN bathroom.

SinfulRose 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:40

some people complain about the dumbest crap.lol grow the **** up at least he didn't shit on your floor xp

saturnsonic 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:57

Your Dad FTW!!!

ssuaxman 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 20:22

technically, since he payed for the house they're all his bathrooms... but i do feel sorry for u...

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