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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

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By fugachumi - 07/08/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

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By vegasman20002 - 18/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Garden City

Today, my father-in-law shat himself in my bathroom and tried to flush some of the evidence down my sink. Sink that I'd just cleaned up. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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Never going to live this down

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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cessily 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:11

I happen to be taking a crap right now

captainbj2 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

who pays for the bathroom? I think it is HIS bathroom....

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TheNamesSamara 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:16

my dad does this all the time

kmh31098 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:28

tell him to stay away from the spicy food next time!!!!

andreafml2011 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:45

my dad does the same (; but heyy at least i dont pay bills. :)

ccoyne360 2

Wednesday 6 July 2011 18:40

I'm taking a crap right now too!

XxEmoSnowboarder 8

Wednesday 6 July 2011 21:23

Congratulations?

peachypinnaple 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 19:32

happens to me all the time

jayemdoubleyou 1

Wednesday 6 July 2011 20:20

I hate to break it to you but all if the bathrooms are his bathroom. It's his house and he let's you live there.

mikaylaraymond 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 20:26

why qould you post something silly like this?

jallred254 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 21:14

umm it's fml. and fyi you dumb as shit

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 7 July 2011 6:09

Says the one who says 'you' instead of 'you're' and doesn't capitalize.

jallred254 4

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:34

honest mistake but on the other hand no1 wuz talking to you and no gives a ****

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 8 July 2011 19:23

I don't particularly care if no one was talking to me. It's FML; people can comment wherever they please so long as the comment is appropriate. No one cares? Tell that to the many Grammar Nazis of this site.

jallred254 4

Friday 8 July 2011 20:01

I have to admit that that one was funny lol

jallred254 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 21:06

sucks to not have your own house right? you could shit in some other persons bathroom. your dad pays for that house. shut the **** up.

blanccamaro74 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:52

it's his house he can shit wherever he wants for as long as he wants

Mrfuzzypenguin11 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:11

What the freak this post was on here a month ago

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