Kids: Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked...

By SirDirtyRedD - 25/01/2014 01:03 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me intensely and said "Breathing in all the oxygen so you can't have any and die." 5ML

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SirDirtyRedD 15

Saturday 25 January 2014 20:11

i would just like to make a point that he is only six he has plenty of time to make better plans lol

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Norja 33

Saturday 25 January 2014 12:27

I get the feeling he's not too fond of you..

Zezombye_fml 4

Saturday 25 January 2014 12:28

So he would die too, because there'd be no more oxygen ? Hmmm, he's ready to die to kill you.

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Martnikk 15

Sunday 26 January 2014 8:21

He will eventualy hiperventilate and faint

nitant 13

Sunday 26 January 2014 22:55

Shouldn't you bother asking him why?

TheBlackRussian 13

Monday 27 January 2014 10:25

Well isn't he a ray of sunshine.

gpg5 19

Monday 27 January 2014 10:57

Did you tell him about trees producing oxygen, then give him an axe?

uarudeassbitchyo 17

Tuesday 28 January 2014 5:48

"Breathing heavily"

craanberry_fml 7

Tuesday 28 January 2014 20:01

This story left me breathless.

Heajikang 1

Thursday 30 January 2014 3:43

If I were you, I would start breathing faster and yell, NOT IF I BEAT YOU!

lol_fuck_you 3

Friday 31 January 2014 4:23

Lmao

DAL1010 4

Saturday 1 February 2014 4:05

One of the funniest things I've read so far. Reminds me of my siblings and I.

JoBHarvelle 7

Saturday 1 February 2014 15:39

Kids say the darnest things, yeah?......

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