By PangolinScholar - 25/01/2014 00:34 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I found that I conduct so much static electricity that I'm periodically given a shock by my headphones as I walk with them on. 5ML
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WR4 10

That's probably not a healthy relationship to have with your headphones...

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subwaysurfers 13

Okay, FML's 5th birthday. I'm sorry fml website. I forget my family's birthday sometimes so I hope we can put this behind. I really cannot go a day without you. Forgive me.

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WR4 10

That's probably not a healthy relationship to have with your headphones...

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Ambient25 24

OP needs to find the nearest cat to zap! Then again I hope OP has those Beat headphones, they deserve to be destroyed...

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GEBEH 14

I wanna buy OP's services as my alarmclock.

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Ambient25 24

No, the "5ML" is an illusion. It's perpetrated by the Illuminati to get you to buy more Justin Bieber CDs which will unleash a Kraken against you that will result in me coming over and peeing on your doorknob in semi-circles. Don't fall prey to that trap. Just notice the "5ML", accept it for the omen it is, and chive on.

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Kholonie 9

Don't feel alone, OP. I get shocked while drinking from the water fountain, and I'm always thirsty...

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pinkster2014 25

Haha #21 xD But seriously (to #19), the 5MLs are in celebration of FML's 5th anniversary lol

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wowlolreally 12

Sounds like there's a after school cartoon in there somewhere

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Sillabub 15

You're not talking about that old cartoon, Static Shock, are you? Like 10 or 15 years ago that had catch phrases that made even a 10-year-old gag?

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Welshite 39

You should have renamed yourself PenguinScholar if you shuffle like that.

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ElinsVal 9

Ugh this happened to me all the time before, only it was small clicks too, try to avoid any part of them to touch metal, except for the plug of course

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wrestlelaxskate 11

It just happened to me today while running on the treadmill. It was a painful shock every 15 seconds or so

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SamCat 21

Oh dude my car door does the same thing too, it shocks the hell out of me, it even sparks sometimes. First I thought I had dirt on me or it needed a wash but it still won't stop.

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Amberosia 10

My car door does it too. I have gotten shocked so bad before the pain shoots from my fingers up through my arm and the fingers sometimes ache for up to half an hour afterward.

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Enslaved 36

Same thing happens to me. I found out that if you touch the door while you're stepping out of the car it'll help. Something about grounding.

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TresAmusant 11

The same thing used to happen to me too...but they were conducting on my wool school skirt...if its not your clothes, I'd get on that, OP. FYL :p

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subwaysurfers 13

Okay, FML's 5th birthday. I'm sorry fml website. I forget my family's birthday sometimes so I hope we can put this behind. I really cannot go a day without you. Forgive me.

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chutney_02 22

The next step is to not rub them against curtains?

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