Animals: Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box.... - FML

By brentkd - 20/07/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML

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By FellingShitty - 05/10/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 05:30 - Australia - Adelaide CBD

Today, I used the “Find My…” app to locate a missing AirPods. Good news: I found them. Bad news: they are inside my dog’s belly. Next stop: Emergency vet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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Your music's shite, mate

By MyCatFromHell - 08/04/2021 22:59 - Brazil

Today, after suffering from a serious case of my cats always chewing my earphones, after many eaten cords, I finally got a bluetooth headphone. My cat peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 01:07 - United States - Roxboro

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML

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False advertising

By Anonymous - 29/01/2024 22:00 - France

Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML

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By alexarbusto - 06/05/2020 02:00

Today, my phone fell in my cat's water bowl overnight. I'm currently writing this from my laptop. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Tuesday 20 July 2010 23:05

That's shitty. Hey, at least Apple makes some solid headphones!

DncrHap 9

Tuesday 20 July 2010 23:08

"hey, i can hear the ocean in my earbuds! no. wait. that's just my cat's digestive system."

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blackvyper 8

Wednesday 21 July 2010 6:43

Next time get an Android phone... cats only eat shitty crAPPLE products. In any case handling those headphones now is probably the same feeling people are getting from Steve Jobs with the iClone 4.

amayaa_fml 7

Wednesday 21 July 2010 7:14

ew? lol just don't leave anything inedible out next time goodluck with that though

samanthaaarose 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 7:53

"don't leave anything inedible out"? uhhh, right.

jdoll112 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 8:18

hahaha funny

Hwikek 2

Wednesday 21 July 2010 8:39

I have my doubts, that should have killed your cat

lilrobin 2

Wednesday 21 July 2010 9:01

lol wow that's funny

princessslala 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 9:33

that's gross

nimasag1 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 9:48

i wonder if they work still

just_cr1s 4

Wednesday 21 July 2010 13:18

lmfao get a new one :)

Graawr 7

Wednesday 21 July 2010 14:00

maybe it just fell?

SeedlessMe 13

Wednesday 21 July 2010 14:33

Hahaha i'm sorry but that Is pretty damned funny... And you're lucky they came out that easy! Those wires coulda gotten stuck in the intestines like our cat with the fur mice he liked to eat!.... yay surgical fun!

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