By berryjones11024 - 14/09/2014 14:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I found my son trying to comb his hair with scissors. He's the same kid who thought that if he ate toothpaste, he would never have to brush his teeth again. FML
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berryjones11024 17

Hello the OP here, in case you are wondering my son is 14, this what makes this bad. I had a talk with him about combing his hair with scissors, he said that since it had an edge he thought it would work just fine. He's not hurt in any way but if he was to hurt himself, I would have told him to figure it out. The eating toothpaste is a whole different story, I didn't know the purpose and he didn't know the purpose. I don't think he knew that toothpaste is poisonous if you ate it. Anybody want to adopt a kid?

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ImTheAlpha 30

What. Where is this kid's logic? Also, how old is he, because a 3 year old doing it is way different from a 13 year old.

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ihaveasushicat 24

How old is your son? And I hope he doesn't stab himself with the scissors... Or punch true his head or poke his eye... I don't think he should have the scissors, in fact.

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davidisbeast 12

Did he think he'd never need another haircut after this?

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RageWolf16 31

This one's gonna be a handful. Good luck, OP!

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Kayjose 8

The age of your son will determine the difference between cute and just plain stupid.

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sorryheadphones 26

I don't know what to tell you. At least now you don't have to pay for college

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Solano2580 24

If he is a little kid then saying he is a lost hope is the worst a parent can say, dick

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Rosebudx 32

Following the toothpaste logic, he's quite right to think that if he gets rid of all his hair he'll never have to comb it again.

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refticon 31

That's what thinking outside the box is all about!

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rannerbananer 8

...maybe you should move the scissors to a nice high place where he can't reach them..? He could have seriously hurt himself... That being said... Maybe you should but him a real hairbrush.... So he doesn't have to improvise with dangerous objects anymore

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