By berryjones11024 - 14/09/2014 14:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I found my son trying to comb his hair with scissors. He's the same kid who thought that if he ate toothpaste, he would never have to brush his teeth again. FML
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Hello the OP here, in case you are wondering my son is 14, this what makes this bad. I had a talk with him about combing his hair with scissors, he said that since it had an edge he thought it would work just fine. He's not hurt in any way but if he was to hurt himself, I would have told him to figure it out. The eating toothpaste is a whole different story, I didn't know the purpose and he didn't know the purpose. I don't think he knew that toothpaste is poisonous if you ate it. Anybody want to adopt a kid?

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ImTheAlpha 30

What. Where is this kid's logic? Also, how old is he, because a 3 year old doing it is way different from a 13 year old.

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ihaveasushicat 24

How old is your son? And I hope he doesn't stab himself with the scissors... Or punch true his head or poke his eye... I don't think he should have the scissors, in fact.

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Klima_fml 29

Whatever leaves him with the most time on his hands!

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LowExpectations 30

So the warning on the tooth paste is just for show then.

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pandalover69 26

If this is an older kid and he's dumb enough to comb his hair with scissors then he's not smart enough to read the warnings.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Scuttle told him to do it, just like he told Ariel to comb her hair with a fork.

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pandalover69 26

Well I'd say your kid is a dumbass but I don't know his age, is he 5? If so that explains a lot. If he's older then that then I feel sorry for you.

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zenrael 21

He has it right the second time around.

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