By Nick - 23/08/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashed truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show for it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML
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manic_maniac11 13

He ate in your car....thats a little weird Maybe he was like "Well I can't get the radio out but I might as well eat while I'm here..."

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happyhak 5

If you first decide to steal, you are automatically a moron anyway...

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stevenmx86 7

"the stupid idiot"? What does a 14 year old need worth a truck anyway?

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FarSide 22

To support his heroin and tattoo addiction.

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oops_im_fucked 8

Actually I need to fuel my meth addiction... Close though!

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IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7

I'm just going to type a REALLY LONG message right now so when you decide to either give me thumbs up or thumbs down it will come out as a huge gray blob :D

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CreeperIRL 14

Maybe he just needed a place to eat and dropped some change down the dashboard heater ?? Without it he couldn't take the bus home???? Fhl

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darkkai 0

Maybe he was looking for a alarm system to sell

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mylifeisbad695 0

Get his subway wrapper DNA tested and charge them for the damage

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FarSide 22

Good plan genius. 5 weeks and $6500 for DNA test... but only if any DNA was left. And then hope crook has been arrested. And then hope crook was convicted. And then hope that OP's State records DNA of convicts. And then hope you can find him. Over $500 damage, at most. I swear, the size of some people's brain must be like a BB in a boxcar.

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dirtbikeguy 14

theres probably fingerprints and semen on the wrapper

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Jimboom 11

The guy was probably stoned, broke into the car, tried to find the little DJ inside the dash who kept ignoring his play requests and then got hungry, ate his subway and left.

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ileina 5

Karma? If you really want, you can get a fingerprint off the Subway wrapper and get that person sued for attempted robbery.

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ileina 5

This was supposed to be a comment to #2. FML

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Kvs0513 5

You could use the subway wrapper for fingerprints?

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buckeye08 10

Sorry man. I'll try better next time. The sandwich was good though.

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cookiemonsterr91 4

oh wowwww. someone broke into my car before and messed up my window, realized there was nothing in the car and shut the door. thinking I wouldn't notice.

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