Transportation: Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped...

By Nick - 23/08/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashed truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show for it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML

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By Annette - 27/11/2020 23:01

Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML

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By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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GTA

By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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By ummWhat? - 23/12/2018 02:00

Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML

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DUDE! WTF?

By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML

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Loot

By ScrewedForCheapBag - 14/03/2013 08:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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Turn it off, make it stop!

By ricewine23 - 04/08/2021 04:01

Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML

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manic_maniac11 13

Tuesday 23 August 2011 11:46

He ate in your car....thats a little weird Maybe he was like "Well I can't get the radio out but I might as well eat while I'm here..."

happyhak 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 11:44

If you first decide to steal, you are automatically a moron anyway...

Comments

wh0teva 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 12:14

Actually OP, he did leave a fresh footlong Subway sandwich for you, but a raccoon made its way into the truck and stole it.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Tuesday 23 August 2011 12:26

Looks like you just got trucked over OP. I really get tire-d of thieves just taking whatever they want. But look on the bright side, good times may be closer than they appear.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:40

Very punny...

jdawg2010 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 17:12

bahahah. you're punny(:

FMS23 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 13:00

Today on my lunch break i decided to rob a truck. After a unsuccessful robbery a cop came by so I had to leave my sandwich and go. As I was leaving I noticed the cop take the sandwich and eat it. I wasted my lunch break.. FML

loserman67 35

Tuesday 23 August 2011 21:07

OMG EXCELLENT! you should be at the top of the list here

Xero3g 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 13:01

At least he isn't a hungry thief

yomommma 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:58

Yes he is.

Astroman129 7

Tuesday 23 August 2011 13:02

Don't touch it and use it as evidence for the police.

Lolzords 11

Tuesday 23 August 2011 13:16

Stupid idiot, as apposed to all the smart idiots out there?

astarazhna 1

Tuesday 23 August 2011 20:39

HA! Yeah, it's kind of like when I was in grade school, I'd hear the term "gay ****"--as opposed to a "straight ****"?

SinisterMedic 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 13:38

Well now he has the energy to rob another car properly. Remember children, food is fuel. Derp.

ikickgingers 15

Tuesday 23 August 2011 13:54

Five dollar. Five dollar foot long. Sorry buddy hopefully your insurance can help out. Been there it sucks.

thiscrazything 1

Tuesday 23 August 2011 14:37

Too bad that ppl are so quick to judge others, with their own warped perception. Just move on, you will find better.

thiscrazything 1

Tuesday 23 August 2011 14:41

Oh, and I didn't mean just by judging tattoo's. Ppl are unfairly judged by their weight, skin color, religion, etc. All the time. Hard to stop the hate that lies in some people's hearts. Just try to rise above it.