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By Nxydolli - 29/04/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I spent a good hour playing a life simulation game so my character could go through the stages of pregnancy and labor, only to jealously cry for an hour because my character can successfully get pregnant and have a baby, and I can't. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 05:03 - United States - Woodland Hills

Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML

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By lonely - 31/07/2019 02:00

Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

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By drurbanXVII - 25/05/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 15:59

Today, I was bored and horny. I figured, what the hell, and downloaded an adult visual novel. Five hours later, I was heartbroken and couldn't stop crying. FML

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By Single - 19/08/2010 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

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You deserved it 6 885

By nosrepamai82 - 26/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

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By Fuck my actual life - 18/06/2022 18:00

Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML

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teameminem 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:29

you know you have no life when...

NathanPS 14

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:30

Not only is that sad on many levels but not even a character in game wants you so in that case FYL.

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forgetmenot91 9

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:07

harsh, lol

katiebells 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:12

somebody find this guy a woman.

bowwowpug 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:12

you got rejected by a video game...thats just sad.

bowwowpug 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:14

you know your mom failed when.....

number1beaner 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 3:32

she dropped op when he he was a baby or bought him barbies instead oh Gi Joes?

number1beaner 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 3:34

jakezanerd 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 10:11

I ****** her

bowwowpug 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 16:49

nah she gave birth to him in the first place

misfitmarta13 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:17

it's mostly sad cause it's Sims.. you control the game, idiot.

Krilleee 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:23

awkward.... u should really get a life!

bamfxd 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:27

It's not even real! I can't imagine how you'd react if someone rejects you in real life.

sharkwkrox 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:29

This is a hilarious fml.

trixy81 10

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:35

you're a loser.

shoecrazy 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:44

sorry to hear that. but umm it's just a game..

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