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By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 23:02 - United States

Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML

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By CatLover<3 - 18/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Cibolo

Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML

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Good boy

By fall3nrain - 11/09/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML

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By owned - 24/01/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

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By VoodooPriestess - 04/07/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 12:41 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML

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By Eivana - 30/11/2018 12:00

Today, I finally got up the nerve to leave my boyfriend. We have no spark and quite honestly, it's been really awkward. I planned to tell him when he came in, and I did. After all was said and done, he handed me the roses and new puppy he had bought for me, a puppy that I had been saving up to get. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2016 21:08 - United States - Lake City

Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML

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Sunday 19 August 2012 10:44

Who cares, puppies never let you down! Just a thought, maybe you are the dog version of the crazy cat lady?

lucy_hewitt15 6

Sunday 19 August 2012 10:48

How cute! Puppy love.

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 19 August 2012 18:23

Everybody talks to their pets. Most do so in a "sing song" type of voice too.

technochik3 12

Sunday 19 August 2012 18:55

Aww you shouldn't be ashamed. Puppies are the best when you need a friend.

ButteredRetoast 4

Sunday 19 August 2012 19:01

It's okay OP. I talk to my cats. *forever alone*

Briiyahh 7

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:01

They're good listeners though don't feel bad I. Do it all the time

Zachthejoker 10

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:26

Cause youre crazy?

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 19 August 2012 21:54

Speaking of puppies. I loaded one in its kennel in the plane's pit and it started to cry and as I was closing the cargo door it was just staring at me and crying. So sad, I felt like it was my own.

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 19 August 2012 22:13

Awwwww, poor puppy. I hope he made it to his destination safe.

the_optimist 0

Sunday 19 August 2012 22:35

At least the puppy listens.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 20 August 2012 2:47

pets always listen...but now you could practice on your dog of what to say when something comes up in your soon to be taken life...everyone loves puppies...