By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 23:02 - United States

Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Who cares, puppies never let you down! Just a thought, maybe you are the dog version of the crazy cat lady?

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lucy_hewitt15 6

How cute! Puppy love.

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Puppies are good listeners! They don't tell you anything that'll make you feel bad or worse; they do something cute to make you feel better instead!

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martin_martian7 11

I bet the puppy just went along with it

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N3766 20

I talk to myself..., and arguing as well.

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Crazberry 5

At least the puppy listened :) And it'll always love you. ... Now I want a puppy :(

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

No, get a chipmunk! We're lovable and sweet and there's a 30% chance that we'll sing to you!

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ant1ion 12

Now is that percentage daily? Or by the hour? If by the hour I'll go get one

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Neither. When you choose one, there's a 3 out of 10 chance that it can sing. The rest can't sing.

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pcentral 17

At least a puppy is a living thing. It's when you start having conversations with your stuffed toys that your life is obviously going downhill...

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SlayerElite 1

Its not like you were talking to yourself, the dog had no choice but to listen. and if you want a partner just teach your dog to speak, close enough right?

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hateevryone 14

At least the puppy was listening.

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laxforevrr 0

at least they won't run away screaming office you strange looks like a lot of people would

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fortunelady 15

If OP was a man, I would advise using said puppy to pick up women. Women can't resist dogs and it's a great way to start a conversation. As OP is a woman... Um. Hey, at least you have a puppy! :)

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