Love: Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend...

By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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By helenablitz - 28/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

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The Other Woman

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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Deadbeat

By stepdaddydoesitbetteranyway - 13/10/2020 20:05

Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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Mind-boggling logistics

By Anika - 23/06/2021 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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Such a great guy

By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 22:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that people never change. My boyfriend left me at three months pregnant, the same thing he did to his last girlfriend. I know now exactly how things will go down for my successor. FML

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Sammyb123 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 9:06

YDI for dating a guy with two kids from different girls and expecting him to magically change with you Consider yourself lucky it wasn't you who got pregnant

aadk 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 8:58

He should totally go to Maury or Jerry Springer

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ursopinky 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 11:59

your fault for being w/ him

jessicaaababy 8

Thursday 4 November 2010 12:02

awe that's horrible :/ i would dump him if he was the father, he doesn't deserve to be with someone as nice as you if he cheated on you..i hate boyfriends like that, glad i'm single :]

prince_jimmy907 12

Monday 27 April 2015 8:51

She said it was before they were dating. Re read the FML.

jezzibell 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 12:18

This is the third time and your still with him?? YDI

iheartglasses 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 12:26

63, I cant agree more! Although the state had to pay for my child for 2 months until they found the father and forced him to pay, I felt horrible about it. But come tax time it will be deducted from the money the father gets back, so technically the government gets repaid. Shitty fathers disgust me..

rizzkiyoshi 19

Thursday 4 November 2010 12:27

...how does -him- having kids -before- you were with him effect you?

DjeePee 24

Thursday 4 November 2010 13:30

Maybe because she's in a relationship with him, maybe because having children ask parenting skills, maybe because she can't pretend his children don't excist, maybe because the relationship will be influenced by the children, maybe, maybe the children will effect her. Just maybe.

TerrorDollie 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 12:30

New boyfriend time.

lbeer 1

Thursday 4 November 2010 12:54

don't be silly wrap your willy

Judus_beej 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 12:58

so you feel left out?

Thanateros 1

Thursday 4 November 2010 12:59

it would've been ok if the girls had abortions.

DjeePee 24

Thursday 4 November 2010 13:24

Would abortion make the boyfriend and his girlfriends less dumb? No. Would abortion make the boyfriend and his girlfriends more responsible (about sex)? No. Is it ok to use abortion as contraception? No. Conclusion: your argument is invalid.