By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 932
You deserved it 7 928

Same thing different taste

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bryyxoo 0

Real vaginas are better than fake boobs

IndiRae 9

I disagree. Most people who go to the gynecologist have 'issues'. What gynecologist can honestly say that they're glad to go to work to examine a bunch of strangers vaginas, examinations that usually start with "It started itching" "There's this weird bump" or even "No I didn't catch his name".

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I recommend vagisil. Not to be hateful but an ex girlfriend that had a similar problem then she started using it and our sex life was a lot better. But it turns out she was cheating on me. FML. but YLS

Sounds like your boyfriend might be gay. I can't think of anything gross about a ******. Unless, of course, there's no regular maintenance.

bubo_fml 10

Some smart Gynocologist...Even I know how to use malt vinegar whenever I visit the Fish & Chip shops!

bubo_fml 10

Does it look like..."A wizard's sleeve? A clown's pocket? A hangman's noose? A wrapped up garden hose? 2 sides of beef hanging by the doorway of a slaughter house?" etc., etc...(I gotta million of 'em!)

Haha!!! Your name must be Jennifer particka!!! Bahahahahahaha ...roast beef!!

Being a gynecologist would suck. No girls go in there cuz there vaginias are fresh they go in there when something wrong.