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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

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Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Longmont

Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML

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Keep schtum

By confused - 02/09/2010 21:09 - Canada

Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML

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By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2015 04:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML

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Kinda sus, dude

By tee - 15/08/2016 13:54 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML

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Top comments

QWERTYCommander 5

Saturday 9 October 2010 8:44

Justin Bieber's girlfriend?

sweet_candy_ 17

Saturday 9 October 2010 8:44

I think someone needs a makeover :)

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SereniLove 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 9:18

LOL he must be.......attractive?!

suppressed08 2

Saturday 9 October 2010 9:58

That's how it rolls 8)

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 9 October 2010 17:16

Hey now, androgyny can be sexy!

mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 9 October 2010 9:18

You have two options: tell everybody that he's a guy (best option), or take him to work, get everybody to see, and pull his pants down while simultaneously saying "I ******* TOLD YOU SO!" (prepare to be boyfriendless).

hahaalolz 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 15:21

win

FantasticFin 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 8:44

like

youravgfuckup 12

Monday 1 February 2016 7:42

Soo a really awful twist of She's the Man?

drawing_a_blank 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 9:22

How is this an FML? FHL for looking like a girl. 

pizzaboy031 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 10:44

lol dont tell me u didnt get it xD?

jose1760 1

Saturday 9 October 2010 9:24

Let's go eat some fish tacos! you know you want too!

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 9 October 2010 10:01

Only if it's a snapper.

deformedsurf 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 15:40

Red snapper. Very tasty

Doortje 29

Saturday 9 October 2010 9:28

tell him to stop wearing dresses.

nikki9tails 3

Saturday 9 October 2010 10:02

hahhahahaha your taste in man suck

quangy_fml 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 10:10

maybe you really are a lesbian?

amiegh 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 10:15

it's an fml for him not you..

mintcar 9

Saturday 9 October 2010 10:28

My ex boyfriend has really long hair and some people actually thought he was a girl when I posted pictures of us up.

oshi16toofly 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 10:46

why does your boyfriend resemble a girl? I mean if your office thought he was a she maybe it's time for a double take.

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Today, I brought home my new boyfriend, who happens to have an eyepatch. Despite repeatedly telling them not to, even threatening punishment, my daughters, ages 9 and 11, would not stop calling him "Cyclops." He’s mad at me for this. FML

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

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Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML

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