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By Anonymous - 02/01/2023 09:40 - United States - Overland Park

Today, I found out FML won't post my original FML because they disagree with me politically. FML

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Alan 54

Monday 2 January 2023 16:41

I put this one here because I have no idea what this person is referring to, but let's guess what his "politics" are.

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Alan 54

Monday 2 January 2023 16:41

I put this one here because I have no idea what this person is referring to, but let's guess what his "politics" are.

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