By neverhavingkids - 21/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
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perdix 29

If you let her have a Wiimote instead of making her play with a lemon, maybe she'd have a chance to win.

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xStarKillerx 4

"When life gives you lemons, you make beef stew."

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0D0R0 4

Kick her in the c*unt and get a new girlfriend, you p*ssy.

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Chrissy93 4

so of all the possible things to throw she managed to pick up a lemon lolz

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Angel_VII 0

Maybe she wasn't aiming at him, and he just got caught in the crossfire? lol at #58

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heyu7421 0

FYL for having a gf whos a sore loser

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Dandukas 0

Allways let the girls win, allways. Not just so you could be polite, as you might have noticed.

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make_me_smile 4

dump ur girlfriend she's a ******* bitch. I can't believe she got that mad just for losing a wii sports game

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HiddenAce91 6

Better then getting shot in the balls by a CO2 paintball gun loaded with frozen paint balls.

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Scorch117 0

Ok buddy congrats on being an idiot. All paintball guns are chronoed meaning that they all shoot at 300fps (feet per second). Any faster is illegal. And CO2 doesn't make the ball harder or softer, it's the quality of the paintballs. Compressed air is the industry standard so learn your stuff before you start ******** on a sport that you know nothing about. One more thing: Freezing paintballs makes them even more brittle so they wouldn't even shoot, much less hurt. Joy Division was known for freezing their paintballs so they get easier shots on an opposing team. Get your facts straight. And this "girlfriend" of yours sounds like a bitch OP. Sorry about that. Get rid of her, you want to have kids someday. :P

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