By neverhavingkids - 21/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 557
You deserved it 5 062

Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

If you let her have a Wiimote instead of making her play with a lemon, maybe she'd have a chance to win.

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To those saying they should have make-up sex, I don't think they'll be doing that any time soon, she's put him out of commission. He should go hang out with the girl on her period from yesterday

MassEffectNerd 0
NeOnBluRrYyRaiiN 0
kwebb77 0

r u the same masseffectnerd from funnypics!?

dump her ass now before something NIG pisses her off & she cuts you "boys" off or your throat

Having a pair of testicles and a Wii is a paradox. That is why they can't exist, and the very fabric of existence has used the lemon and your girlfriend to eliminate that occurrence.

fthku 13

Could have been worse. Had you beat her at Call of Duty, it would have been a Watermelon.

why is there a lemon near your wii. that's a safety hazard

RedPillSucks 31

I was thinking the same thing. Who keeps lemons or other fruit in the same area as your gaming console? If you play games in the kitchen, then you were lucky she didn't throw a knife.

perdix 29

If you let her have a Wiimote instead of making her play with a lemon, maybe she'd have a chance to win.

Normally it would be a wii remote but either way that sucks