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By neverhavingkids - 21/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anon - 09/01/2013 19:27 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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You deserved it 8 518

By Loser - 21/08/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

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By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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You deserved it 4 788

By dumping time - 25/11/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Aylesford

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML

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You deserved it 30 852

By Gameless Guy - 24/12/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii. I also learned that those things are put together with special screws. FML

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You deserved it 4 113

By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 19:09

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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You deserved it 56 431

By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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You deserved it 10 225

By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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You deserved it 8 856

By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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You deserved it 2 995

perdix 29

Friday 21 January 2011 13:56

If you let her have a Wiimote instead of making her play with a lemon, maybe she'd have a chance to win.

DropDead77 11

Friday 21 January 2011 9:26

she elemonated you!

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breakofdawn1 0

Friday 21 January 2011 14:03

time for a new Gf

underpaid011 0

Friday 21 January 2011 14:04

so she lost at wii sports, but clearly won at "nut shot war". call it even and be a man.

Air_Force001 0

Friday 21 January 2011 14:19

nice ball python

freenuggets 0

Friday 21 January 2011 14:25

she hurt them she needs to kiss em

imcutefml 0

Friday 21 January 2011 15:28

^ or better

miraggg 1

Friday 21 January 2011 14:42

suck it up princess!

Pb25797051 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 6:08

you clearly aren't a guy and yeah you are an idiot.

fthku 13

Saturday 22 January 2011 13:15

Maybe he was talking to OP's girlfriend, suggesting a way for them to make up?

slickrasta 1

Friday 21 January 2011 15:27

Wow epic nut shot.

hideyoself 4

Friday 21 January 2011 15:48

unless life gives you water and sugar your lemonade's going to suck.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 21 January 2011 16:33

OP, congratulations on dating a temper tantrum throwing 3 year old who does not know how to deal with their emotions.

tbonea1990 0

Friday 21 January 2011 16:37

at least it wasn't, naw that's pretty bad

momo1972 3

Friday 21 January 2011 17:46

your not too bright are you

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Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

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Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML

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Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, I guess

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