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By Electro - 11/02/2016 21:51 - United States - Nashua

Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML

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By beerpong26 - 06/02/2009 19:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

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By numbcrumb - 18/09/2017 23:15

Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML

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By nnniii - 16/11/2015 04:55 - United States - Seattle

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his dick and shocked him. FML

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By dumbassbuffet - 11/11/2011 15:53 - Canada

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 18:18 - Singapore

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

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By Sorry kitty - 15/10/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 12:30 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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Tomato_Cheese 22

Friday 12 February 2016 10:42

Oh no... It's labeled under intimacy...

hardcorepunk87 18

Friday 12 February 2016 10:41

Stop rubbing your Wong where it don't belong

Comments

welldarnit 23

Friday 12 February 2016 22:16

you can't turn your dick into a vibrator by sticking a battery in it, that's just silly

13SucksToBeYou13 4

Friday 12 February 2016 22:45

I'm not gonna ask...

Sansational_ 18

Friday 12 February 2016 23:16

Guess you rubbed it the wang way

genshift 8

Saturday 13 February 2016 0:10

That's a weird fetish you've got there.

UltJan 11

Saturday 13 February 2016 1:14

How!?

TheRussianNavy 11

Saturday 13 February 2016 3:54

Ouch.

CaptFartGiggle 10

Saturday 13 February 2016 6:38

I bet that pain was electrifying.

graphite01 15

Saturday 13 February 2016 7:02

How? Just. How??

themassivefuckup 16

Saturday 13 February 2016 23:13

Bro, don't leave us hanging. How the hell did you manage that?

FastTurtle9 14

Sunday 14 February 2016 0:39

But... Why?

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