By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 212
You deserved it 336
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zarahboo 0

am i the only one who noticed that the person is actually a woman but illustrated as a man? (look at the original story)

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steelersfan241 0

it's FMLs like these that get you to the top of the flop list

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reyemrein 0

YDI for not planning more than 15 seconds in advance.

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asianwolf 2

that is why you bring a key with you dumbass. ydi

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cincyboy 0

why don't you have a key to your own house just stupid YDI

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gabirolon 1

how the hell did this fml get approved!!!!!! btw op, ur a dumbass sneaking out of the house never benefitted anyone!!! trouble!

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kirrkirr92 0

lmfao that's great!! I bet that sucked balls hahahahaha I needed a laugh

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mfmylifesrsly 29

that's why you bring a key sheesh. and be sure to lock the door when you leave! I never locked the door when I snuck out cause I was afraid my parents would hear the click, so I just left it unlocked, never got caught until the 7th time when my cats woke up my dad wanting out and he went to unlock the door and found it unlocked...not a good day.

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WonderCut 0

retard. what did you do? walk in through the front door lol?

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shab677 0

that's why you alway make sure to leave a frist floor window open

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Xuphra 0

Made me lol. Your never gonna be a ninja btw FU.

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nevermoredead 0

wrong, it benifited ferris buller, and in high school its how i used 2 get laid

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cmtriplecage 1

the illustration makes no sense, wht the hell is there an ambulance? wtf

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noobgang7 5

ydi dumbass... and why don't you use the front door with a key? Not like people will see you if you time it right

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iMaGiNaTe 0

I agree. YDI fer sure. Dumbass.

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TXjuggalo972 6

Well OP might live in a house that shakes when the front door is opened, or at least squeaks really loudly, mine does xP

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parism143 28

I agree with 151, most front doors are heavy and make a lot of noise when opened. wether if you live in an apartment or condo or house or whatnot, the sound of the door opening is generally heard all throughout the residence, unless it's freaking huge.

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TheAbsentOne 0

"Mom I wanna go to the party!" "No. You're staying in." *Sneaks out later, goes to party. Returns, doors locked.* "Shit." Actually I think YDI since you had to sneak out to do whatever it may have been you were doing.

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kristen_lesli 0

^^^^ I second that!! xD

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Gstone5 0

hahahaa nice one, i totally agree with you XD

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prettybrwneyes16 0

that's why I wait until my mom leaves the house XD

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YourGoinDown14 2

your an absolute moron!! wouldn't you check these things before you leave?!? ur either unintelligent or like 8 lol.

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Anthrophobia 2

Usually a person has a plan for how they're going to get back inside. Nice job OP, you failed. Miserably.

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htownlove 0

well someones gettin a whoopen... lol

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everydayisfml07 3

YDI for not remembering to leave yourself a way to get back in. this isn't an fml, it's an "I'm an idiot, I'll just draw more attention to my stupidity; more-so to thousands who don't know me than the people that already do."

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