By Iskylite - 10/09/2013 21:41 - United States - Spring

Today, I found out I do not have a fast metabolism, I've actually had a tape worm living inside me for 3 years. FML
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Iskylite 6

the doctor said it could've lived inside me for 30 years. I'm glad they got it out :) and yes I'm feeling much better :)

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laladd123 11

How did you not notice for so long tape worms can be huge

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logic368 8

Look on the bright side, you're thin as a tapeworm! Jack, that sucks, did you get it out?

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Comments

hdana 9

having a fast metabolism myself, this is my biggest fear

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VoodooPriestess 16

Um no disrespect but isn't a symptom of a tapeworm severe abdominal pain? How did it take three years?

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Martnikk 15

Depends on the body and how the parasite got stuck. Sometimes it takes a few moths sometimes a few years

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Miaku 11

Eek. Hopefully that's all fixed up now? But wouldn't you notice earlier? Considering that you're pretty much starving because a worm is inside you?

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Martnikk 15

Considering he could eat as much as he wanted to even stuffing himself with junk food.

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