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By alaskan1989 - 22/01/2011 01:27 - United States

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Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML

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By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By ChloeLuvzAnime - 30/03/2021 17:01

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Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML

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akes 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 8:00

Gross.

amarie2009 22

Saturday 22 January 2011 8:00

and you didn't feel that?

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brooklynbabii 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:36

89 Jack ass much!

Crys2 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 18:20

Lmao...

bbygiirl 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 19:15

that's gross and unfortunate. ... you didn't feel that down there? do you not have feeling? seriously.

TiffaniM 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 20:20

pumpum cheese

drethereason 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 20:47

eww dat's nasty!

zachary_uk 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:49

Nasty, but if he loves you, you'll be ok and he wont spread it around :D lol

hkareem96 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:50

ewwww

softball39 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:54

holy shit whts wrong with u? you infectious creep!!!

xoxobutterfly 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:22

YUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:28

OP... do u use Novocain or something down there....how could u not feel that? and how do u get that?? shower much?? Lastly, please post your photo, so no one else will be that unlucky with muff diving again!!

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