Animals: Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies....

By anonymous - 07/06/2012 11:00 - United States

Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after my mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary for some "mother-daughter bonding time." FML

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By JefferyT - 03/06/2011 05:16 - United States

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

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By tryscal - 12/07/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML

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By Why Me? - 31/01/2013 09:07 - United States - Scranton

Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML

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Panic at the crosswalk

By Butterflyguy - 14/08/2009 17:10 - Canada

Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML

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Owl be there for you

By No2ndDate - 01/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, I went on a date to an owl sanctuary. Today is also the day I discovered my all-encompassing fear of owls, as I cried and pissed myself in front of my date and 15 other visitors. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2013 18:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML

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By a-scared - 06/08/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, I went to the Grand Canyon with my family. Also today, I found out that I have a crippling fear of heights. My family left me on a ledge hyperventilating and having a mental breakdown, while they hiked for another 2 hours. They won't stop telling me how pretty it was and what I missed. FML

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Not funny, guys

By livgasms - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be "funny as hell" to watch me freak out. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2012 18:34 - United States - Erie

Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 18:00

Today, I found out that my kids played around with a bunch of caterpillars they'd found in the yard, then informed me they'd eaten a few. I then had to scramble to Google "Is this kind of caterpillar poisonous?" FML

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immaMonsta 8

Thursday 7 June 2012 16:03

It's okay OP, Spongebob is afraid of butterflies too.

allard 14

Thursday 7 June 2012 16:06

Butterfly used 'Flutter around harmlessly!' It was super effective!

Comments

aprilita 8

Thursday 7 June 2012 21:10

I hate overly-dramatic people

jaredofmo 22

Thursday 7 June 2012 21:52

Well, you realized a phobia with your mother. That's some type of bonding... I guess...

random_jay 6

Thursday 7 June 2012 21:53

Be wary.... Butterflies are evil behind their beauty

JustTemporary 24

Thursday 7 June 2012 22:33

Yeah my brother has that except for him it's not only butterfly's its all Lepidoptera. So he has lepidopterophobia, or something such as that.

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 7 June 2012 22:37

So you choose your friends over your mum a couple times and you end up in debilitating fear. Hey, I guess it's just the butterfly effect

zachherbert 10

Thursday 7 June 2012 23:11

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband! Because these butterflies be muggin everybody out here!

NathanAtWar 4

Thursday 7 June 2012 23:42

I live in Louisiana too Noor :O

b3tazoid 5

Friday 8 June 2012 0:32

What the **** is wrong with butterfly's? Sure, spiders and snake phobias are understandable, they can kill you, but butterflies? Jeez dude, seek some counselling. And some balls.