Kids: Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All... - FML

By Liferuinedforever - 14/05/2013 07:13 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:16

That's absolutely crushing. I feel for you, OP.

TypoH 7

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:15

Atleast you're something to them FYL

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musicman_amit 20

Thursday 12 April 2018 1:34

arey bhaijaan, this is sad. good luck up ahead though.

randybryant799 20

Sunday 25 July 2021 1:25

Wow. You must be completely oblivious to what goes on around you.

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