Kids: Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All...

Oh. My. Gosh. I am so sorry! That's horrible and obviously devastating to you. Not that it is any of my business, but I take it your wife cheated? (I hope you and your family can get through this...)

Mamaluigi619 4

Friday 7 June 2013 15:10

Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry!

soapmactavish82 8

Saturday 8 June 2013 6:37

I wouldn't be strong enough, I'd kill my wife, my brother, you have a lot of strength

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Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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Today, and for a while now, my phone has been autocorrecting "I love you" to "I lobsters." My girlfriend almost believes I have some sort of a seafood fetish. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML

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Today, I found out what it's like to get brain-freeze while recovering from a head injury. FML

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Today, after I ghosted a good friend for 6 months due to mental health issues/dropping out/other life changes, it's been a week since I got back in contact, and I think she hates me now. I stalk her on social media sometimes on my laptop and she made a playlist called "What the F*** are you doing?" like 3 days ago. FML

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Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

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Today, I have a keyboard that randomly jams. If it happens while I'm typing, it will spam said letter for an extended period of time, and nothing I can do makes it stop. It can happen to any key, even the spacebar. It also happens often enough that it goes from mildly convenient to really fucking annoying. FML

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