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By oncehipjr - 03/10/2014 19:04 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

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By swollenpenis - 25/01/2013 06:11 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML

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By Unlucky - 19/12/2018 02:00 - United Kingdom - Bagworth

Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 23:01

Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML

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By Enanimus - 25/09/2015 18:45 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML

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By ohgodwhyfml - 28/11/2015 14:32 - United States - Danbury

Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML

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By Foxy - 10/01/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2019 12:00 - United States - Arcade

Today, I woke up with a horrible UTI after having sex with my fiance the night before. I went to an urgent care to get antibiotics as my primary is closed. Turns out, I'm allergic to condom lubricant. Now everytime I pee, It not only burns, but smells like a nasty condom... FML

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By not getting any - 31/03/2020 08:00

Today, I’m allergic to all forms of hormonal birth control, and due to the virus outbreak, I can’t get my implant replaced. We’re in quarantine, and my boyfriend and I just used our last condom. It’s going to be a long couple of weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 15:32 - United States - Acton

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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catalina16 6

Friday 3 October 2014 23:35

There's more than one type of condom material out there

ksks1234 33

Friday 3 October 2014 23:35

She is allergic to ALL forms of birth control?

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geekgirl72494 8

Saturday 4 October 2014 2:58

They make non latex condoms. That's how I found out I had a latex allergy. They're not expensive either.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 4 October 2014 3:10

That's okay you can still dine in at the Y.

mustangbravo 27

Saturday 4 October 2014 3:21

Bareback!

bsmallz3 12

Saturday 4 October 2014 3:43

pull out

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 4 October 2014 3:50

Latex free condoms....

creneed 3

Saturday 4 October 2014 7:07

it might not be just a latex allergy. mine wasn't.

xbaconator9000x 16

Saturday 4 October 2014 3:56

Use "Latex Free" condoms!

nlow79 3

Saturday 4 October 2014 4:08

vasectomy?

hanikayy 15

Saturday 4 October 2014 4:23

Spermicide?

BiNeko 12

Saturday 4 October 2014 4:29

The universe gave you a sign.

corleon198425 22

Saturday 4 October 2014 4:38

just pull out a few minutes before you bust..

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