By oncehipjr - 03/10/2014 19:04 - United States - Dallas

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Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
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catalina16 6

There's more than one type of condom material out there

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ksks1234 33

She is allergic to ALL forms of birth control?

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Futacy 29

You can't be allergic to ALL condoms. They can be made with many different materials besides latex.

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Khaleesi_26 30

That's quiet the pickle you got yourself into. But you're probably only allergic to latex that's in most condoms. Just try a different brand that's latex free!

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Isa_fml 20

You can use non-latex condoms. They might be a little more expensive, but protection is important. Also, she could ask her doctor about different forms of birth control that won't make her sick. There are tons of options out there. Be safe! :)

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moniqueee18 13

Looks like someone isn't getting laid tonight

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vintageart1994 16

Well no sex for u guys lol kidding listen to the other people commenting.

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tnlander 20

Lamb skin condoms. All natural but expensive.

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dispatch_me 7

I'm wondering how old the OP is to just NOW find out he's allergic to condoms. Or I guess it's possible he's a virgin or just never used them before.

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Kibkib 4

I'm a lady. I found out about 3 years ago that I was allergic (went into anaphylactic shock!) to latex despite having used latex my whole life...gloves, condoms, dong. One day we used the dong. LAVA VAG. ER trip. Tried condom over it. LAVA. Dr said allergies can begin at any time in your life.

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Kibkib 4

Anyway, we tossed the floppy pink throat-sweller and latex condoms, now use latex free, no more horrific lava vag. I was really shocked! I had no clue an allergy could just pop up like that! Now even the dust from a glove can damn near kill me!

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truckers_wife 23

the pull out method is 90 some percent effective when done properly. but if you get lazy it isn't effective. we now have a daughter because we got lazy.

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ksks1234 33

NO!!!! Please younger people out there, do not trust the pull out method! Do not listen to that statistic! Please, use some sort of real birth control!

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capthigh 16

Oh how I hope you're not being serious. Also for those of you that don't know, the pull of method does in fact not work. Ever heard of a thing called precum?

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Khaleesi_26 30

The pull out method is no where near 9()% effective, because men actually pre-ejaculate and you don't know when the pre cum is going to come. So i would recommend OP to not try this method.

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jeepers_1 21

Everyone that is down voting him go and look at some scientific research articles. There is data that says there is little to no sperm in pre cum. Chances are low. It takes quite a few sperm to actually get through the egg.

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truckers_wife 23

I got this information from my Dr. she said that as long as you pull out with PLENTY OF TIME TO SPARE you have just as much of a chance of getting pregnant as you would on the pill or whatever. I'm not some dumb bitch giving false information, I know what I'm talking about.

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limabeans101029 20

The pull out method actually IS quite effective, as long as you do it correctly. Read up about it.

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gemstone586 12

I think the reason ppl are saying do NOT try pull out is because it does take someone with some experience and self control, it's VERY easy to have an "oops", and it's not advised for young people.

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CrazyOvrMustangs 10

I'm allergic to latex. Sheepskin or polyurethane condoms are all I can use. Try those.

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tony1891 22

guess Someone needs to teach you the pull out method.

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magnetic_aura 26

Vatican Roulette? (because it's the only form of birth control approved by the Vatican...) :-P

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