haha your father is a soldier

:DDD big up, you should do anything not to work!

my dad would probably say this to me with a straight face then start laughing...

he was probly kidding

hey, be a greeter at walmart :)

your dad is pretty right, doctors are a crock many times when it comes to the amount of time it takes for healing. Case and point: doctor tells me that after surgery that i will have severe swelling and headaches and prescribed 2 months worth of hydrocodone (aka vicoden for those not familiar with the actual name of the drug). I didnt get any swelling and the headaches were less than minor (ibuprofen took care of it). He also said that i won't be able to do anything for 5-6 weeks after the surgery...i was off of the hydrocodone after 18 hours and running 3-4 miles within 6 days. Pretty much if you think the recovery to take the 5 months, it will take you 5 months. If you think the recovery will take less time, it is going to take less time. An under-appreciated part of healing is what you think about it....it has a profound affect in either direction if you let it

my friend had that done ...

he was just trying to cheer you up dumbass

sounds like my dad ha

big ******* deal I had hip surgery a week ago that requires me to not walk for 5 months and a 2 year recovery so grow a pair and stfu