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By hahahaha090114 - 30/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML

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By Annabelle - 05/07/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 05:37 - United States - Mariposa

Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

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Bad sitcom levels of incompetence

By Anonymous - 24/10/2023 00:02

Today, in a moment reminiscent of Two and a Half Men, my divorce lawyer screwed me over and gave my soon-to-be-ex-wife 90% of everything. I now need to pay a new lawyer to fix what she screwed up. And yes, she was lashing out at me because my brother had sex with her then never called her back. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

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Scaredy cats

By Clauric - 03/05/2016 15:15

Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML

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Am I a joke to you?

By Devo - 12/08/2021 19:01

Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML

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FML by proxy

By Everything Counts - 10/09/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, my brother's life was ripped apart. His wife has chosen to no longer be his wife and is trying to keep his dog as well. My brother has always been proud of his family and hopeful for the future. He will spring back, but this came out of left field. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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"Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger…"

By Anonymous - 27/05/2020 20:00

Today, my wife wants a divorce. Apparently, she only married me for my potential, since my twin brother is a lawyer, she hoped I’d become a success as well, but since I’m content to be a carpenter, she considers me a disappointment and a failure. FML

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It wasn't me

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 19:00

Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML

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KateeJo 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:19

she ain't nothing but a gold digger.

alin123 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:22

I'd punch my brother in the face

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BadSuerte 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:31

sucks for her when she discovers the truth :D

hateevryone 14

Sunday 19 June 2011 5:31

you have a bitch for a wife

Amandabobmaxwell 4

Friday 18 November 2011 21:12

Thats cold..

emmagillespie24 11

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:32

How much did u lend him!? It could have been enuf for them to pay for a divorse and marriage- could it?

Swimmers_nation 4

Tuesday 29 May 2012 3:48

Stupid hoes these days

Wayne913 13

Sunday 10 June 2012 21:37

They will probably spend all the money. Then you can sit back and laugh your ass off.

wowyoursmart 1

Monday 25 June 2012 22:04

She's his problem now lol most wives are ***** and now heh doesn't have to deal with her anymore yah he lost his bro and some money

pvtmeives 4

Wednesday 16 January 2013 6:08

That's why I'm never nice to my brothers. They just **** you over in the end.

amadisdemitrius 5

Thursday 28 February 2013 22:10

Whoa. Brutal. Your wife and bro are ****** in the head. I'd say it time for him to pay you that money back now.

kiki1705 20

Wednesday 12 June 2013 20:01

Let her go but afterwards don't send the money >=D

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