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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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Vidrill 22

And your mother actually agreed to that? That is one progressive wife right there!

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groovycrazyjoe 18

guess he use your name as a reminder

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jem970 19

Have you seen the movie the Guilt Trip OP? The mom said you name your kids after someone special in your life sometimes. You just happened to be named after the girl your dad was crazy (literally) over.

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mattlw 25

At least you weren't named after the guy that your dad used to stalk. Right? Because that would be terrible. *crickets Just down vote me already.

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phorn84 13

That's the first thing that went through my mind. So far 467 people said OP deserved it, because a newborn clearly has a hand in choosing his/her own name.

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teh3pictroll 8

Except from goo from foster's home for imaginary friends.

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noelasis94 18

Disturbing but funny, now it's time you become a reality tv star.

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noreallywhat 17

this right here this is why I pay my internet bill on time I do not want to miss stuff like this

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lilmisslovely13 15

Cool story bro.

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TheShadyMilkman 15

Hey it's only illegal if you get caught right? All the same there is paperwork at the courthouse that will help you change your name so you don't get your dad convicted....

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LennyComa 39

Stalked......yup read that right.....ok, your dad needs a slap

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