By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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untoldfame 3

your dad is a vindictive champ. everytime your mom calls your name, she has to think of the other woman. maybe you should go by your middle name?

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andrewms 0

That must have been pretty odd for the women your father slept with behind your mother back...

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thedrumsthedrums 0

your dad is a douchebag.

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leeno 0

I was named after my dad's Ex hahaha.. My mom named me!!! F our Lives

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fdyourmom 0

well today i found out my name means adulteress and *****, talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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cadetxtemprencex 0

wow why was everyone so mean to me and luisa?....i lyk to annoy kat so i acted really hyper o.O i'm fifteen and not 'immature and annoying'........and we were both talking and really excited we actually got on fml. and you all can stop acting lyk ur the shit. cuz ur not. i mean really.

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ma_belle_fleur 0

Wow. Are you really serious with this comment?

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cadetxtemprencex 0

yeah, i am....cuz everyone up above were lyk being weird mean...

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Oplleez 0

Wow... It's really surprising how often that happens.

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Abcdfg 0

Yay! I'm #100-something. I have some things to say. 1) don't say what # u are unless ur 1st, 2nd, or 3rd. otherwise it's just gay. 2) it's just a name, don't feel bad. I know this person who had no name for a few weeks. he was referred to as 'it'. no big deal, he's laughin about it 3)sickinlove13, ur not gonna have kids. why? ur ugly 4)cadetxtemprenceex, ur name is a joke. 5)the Cade-shít person and alex_vik, this isn't like a chat room. don't start a convo, ur ruining the point of FML. 6)ur dad isn't a bad person or shit. ur all just over reactin over somethin small. 7) I only wrote this so I can do the numberin stuff. 8) Muhahahahaha!!!!

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cadetxtemprencex 0

ok so #100 i'll admit that was funny but why are u picking fights..? oh and yeah my name IS a joke. of course you wouldn't know the story behind it cuz you don't know me. btw Abcdfg is quite creative, i must say.

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katie12345 0

lmaooo wow seriously person above me 106 that was funny and i agree i call my brother it even though he has a name = lool he knows im kidding of course

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bobbyT123333 0

haa that sucks

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tomberryboy 0

from start to the end that was 100% unexpected

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