By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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untoldfame 3

your dad is a vindictive champ. everytime your mom calls your name, she has to think of the other woman. maybe you should go by your middle name?

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crivens 0

When my dad was dying he confided in me that he had named me after an old girlfriend of his. I think he meant for me to feel special about it, but it really pissed me off. I changed my name after he died. It's amazing how disrespectful some people can be.

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bb1_00 0

well many people have your name .... so that's just w.e the only **** up part is that your name will always remind him of what he did....

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tasteslikeloud 0

I named my son, Phury, after a character in the Black Dagger Brotherhood book series.

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mcsnelly 5

I feel extremely sorry for your son. I hate it when people name their kids something really weird or are like YOU and have some weird thing that you're really into and give the kid a weird ass name that goes along with it. You're basically ******* up your kids life immediately after birth.

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rafa3085 0

lmfao wth why wud daddiii name u after thatt.. does mommiiee know thiss? sadtrip.. hope the names cute atleast :D

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XthHaseoX 0

yours is a little worse but don't worry i was named after my mom's ex boyfriend before my dad..

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egonzalez114 0

that happened to my mom and my girlfriend lol

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Simdis 0

Holy shit, my girlfriend was named after her dad's mistress too! I think its funny as hell, but I don't tell her. Probably better that way.

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zilkon 0

How wierd your screen name says your a man... What's your name ...?

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Escapist28 0

Their name actually has the word "woman" in it... nice try, though.

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nicoleg_fml 0

now how the hell does this come up in conversation?

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lo1337a 1

I know someone who was named after her father's girlfriend. Her mum did it intentionally, so that every time her dad said her name, he was reminded that he'd been cheating on his pregnant wife & would never escape from that fact. Then he divorced his wife, married his girlfriend & had his daughter move in. Having a daughter Kate & a wife Kate is... interesting, to say the least.

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