By anon. - 17/01/2012 23:41 - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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UsEumYong 4

Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.

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MsMeiriona 2

And you put up with this? Instead of dumping his ass? Even worse, your phrasing indicates you rewarded his behavior. Let him embarrass himself. His now single self, if you know what's good for you.

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Baia_girl77 11

Wow so your dating a loser? I would dump his ass (or walk by a playground let him yell "penis" and watch as he gets swarmed by a mob of angry mothers)

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123_omg 19

what a child. i would divorce in an instant if my husband ever pulled that BS...or left him when we were still just dating. time to date an ADULT

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Shadow_Phantom 26

You're dating a 10 year old? FYL.

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kalbrek009 20

Definitely yell "small!" every time before he yells "penis!" & he will stop 99% guaranteed. Lol. Is he between the ages of 5 & 10? No mature self respecting man would act like a child in that manner...if he won't stop, "kick him to the curb" so to speak. :)

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TomHarrow 5

what is he 10? Think its time for an upgrade.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Oh, he just needs a time-out. And a Popsicle. Or maybe he's yelling that because that's what he wants. Whatever. |the kid|

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dawnmarie90 0

Wow, I would dump him and find someone more intellectual. That's just ridiculous

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