By Beaky - 12/10/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML
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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Moron... really... did ya try any other holes first? if so, I hope you told the ER doc!!

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Pazu_fml 10

It's a good lesson to learn, but most people learn it between the ages of 2 and 4.

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jamesemmymaslow 2

This isn't even an FYL. You're too much of an idiot.

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hateevryone 14

what the hell were you trying to prove?!

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geordielass 4

I tried that but wif a breadstick, I was off it tbf lol! :P

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rainergeis 0

Hmmm. So this is what the government's paying for.

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Kiirst_mt1994 26

what made you even try this O_o. Love the way this is worded though! :)

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deet124 11

Looks like OPs stuck in a stiffy situation and can't get out. ;D

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mgrogger 3

Hey guys, stop being so harsh! I once stuck a corn kernel up my nose and it almost had to be removed......o wait, I was 3 years old when that happened.

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MissMauMau 0

Dude, seriously? You stuck a marble up your nose? Holy cow! You have terrific spelling for a 4 year old.

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dhbeaver 9

Just get the hammer. Its glass so it'll simply shatter. #Redneck sugury

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