Miscellaneous: Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large...

By Beaky - 12/10/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

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By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

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By Stuck - 08/09/2011 10:00 - United States

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

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Quite the catch

By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, and for over week, one of my nostrils has been stuffed to the point I can't breathe through it. I tried nasal spray and blowing it out, but nothing worked. I wanted to go to the doctor but first, I used a flashlight and a pair of tweezers. The giant, crusted booger bullet I pulled out was as long as my palm. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 23:22 - Venezuela - Barquisimeto

Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

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Booger block

By Anonymous - 23/10/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML

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Hole in one

By Anonymous - 24/04/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML

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By BloodyNoseMcgee - 11/10/2018 15:30

Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML

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By Medfail - 20/06/2016 07:13 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, at the age of 27, I learnt that your tonsils aren't the dangly bit at the back of your throat. I work in healthcare. FML

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By ThatWasntFun - 29/01/2015 21:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I went to have a pre-cancerous mole removed off of my nose. When the doctor numbed my nose, she didn't check to see if the anesthetic actually worked, and began hacking away at my nose, leaving me to feel every last flick of the razor. Turns out I have an immunity to that anesthetic. FML

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Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:09

Moron... really... did ya try any other holes first? if so, I hope you told the ER doc!!

Evarella 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:12

This is just downright stupid.

Comments

Pendragon525 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 4:42

Drink less. Seriously.

HybridWhiteboy 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 5:21

And How did that plan work out for you dummy?

swampbilly 5

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:00

Same thing happened to me bro

j_cat187 19

Thursday 13 October 2011 8:04

It's a shame you didn't die

cmac86 23

Thursday 13 October 2011 10:06

What in the hell made you think this was a good idea?

badactor009 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 11:45

A hammer works pretty well if nobody in your trailer park can find their medical degree.

onefinemess 11

Thursday 13 October 2011 16:43

I was gonna berate #37 for taking my fave spot and being an idiot and #4, but #83 you have the best darn comment on here, good show. Op, you are a dumb ass. Even in preschool I knew that was a bad idea. In preschool we waded out the smart kids from the dumb kids by the dumb kids doing things like shoving marbles in their nose, and I believe that itself only happened once. Now thinking of this and knowing we were in preschool, what does that make you?