Work: Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have...

By ikickgingers - 19/10/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By golfstar11 - 11/12/2012 02:05 - United States - Savannah

Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML

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Stop tagging people

By CatsOutBagsOut - 14/03/2023 20:00

Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML

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Hard to bare

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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You deserved it 806

Fun, relaxed

By Welp - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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You deserved it 72 969

Jeopardy

By Anonymous - 07/10/2021 08:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML

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By lk mm, n vwls - 11/01/2014 01:20 - United States - Mansfield Depot

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML

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Wrong window, sorry

By Anonymous - 12/08/2023 16:00

Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML

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You deserved it 738

Great idea for a prank

By Lordy - 03/08/2016 11:33 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I went to work to find a picture on my desk of me with my buttcrack showing put there by an anonymous person. FM

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You deserved it 2 465

By DingusGinger - 21/04/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML

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You deserved it 164

yankfan89 27

Wednesday 19 October 2011 22:16

Take a picture of your own ass submit and win the bet

imsoboss91 5

Wednesday 19 October 2011 22:16

Well atleast you probaby have a good one?

Comments

ndhin831 2

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:36

This is actually awesome! You've got a bitchin' harrassment suit. Call a lawyer.

Fooberry 9

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:44

That's sexual harrassment and you can charge them & get them fired while you're at it.

missnuthin 10

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:51

i sense a sexual harassment case! go for it. they have no right to do that to you.

LennyComa 39

Thursday 20 October 2011 21:17

Your totally gonna win that lawsuit.

demodemo69 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 22:03

One Word "Sue," and you would win !!!

Ballzdeepinya 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 22:54

Shut the **** up!!! As if you're not flattered by this. FML because of you being such a crying ass bitch

Havin 19

Friday 21 October 2011 3:05

Sue 'em! Otherwise, you got a nice ass. Use it to your advantage. PROMOTION

metal4life3 4

Friday 21 October 2011 16:19

That's sexual harassment. You could sue and get serious serious money

kelis_fml 0

Friday 21 October 2011 17:16

That is sexual harassment.

omerta21 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 6:30

sexual harassment much?

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Today, my boyfriend was eating me out and I was so close to orgasm, but he suddenly stopped because his phone notified him of the football scores. He only stopped for a few seconds to check but the moment was ruined, and even though he got right back down there it just wasn’t happening. FML

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Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

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Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML

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Today, I was worried because it's July and I still haven't found a summer job, despite applying to 50 places. It was fine, because I remembered my savings account. I told my parents. Instead of being relieved, they said they're going to take the money from me for being lazy, and using it for my tuition, despite promising to pay for it. FML

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Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend bought me Cards Against Humanity because he thinks it would give me some motivation to make friends since I only have one and need three to play. Sad thing is, he's right. FML

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Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I got a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three-foot range. FML

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