Intimacy: Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than... - FML

By caitlinz5 - 18/04/2012 16:55 - United States - Williston Park

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Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML

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caitlinz5 2

Thursday 19 April 2012 1:58

I know the thread's finished, but the person that started it and a few others should be ashamed of themselves. There's NOTHING wrong or unnatural about non heterosexuals, so take your bigotry some place else! I'm upset because my boyfriend doesn't feel anything for me romantically. That's it. FML team said it all.

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YaboyVinnie 21

Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:47

I see Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston starring in this one.

johnmleech 7

Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:47

Well at least you have something in common!

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kitten1323 19

Saturday 7 July 2012 20:41

Well look on the bright side! When you eventually get over the break up you can go out looking for guys together :D All joking aside that really does suck. Break ups are hard. Although it wasn't specified if he's gay or bi so I'm not sure if a breakup was included. Everything happens for a reason :)

Trollgod 13

Saturday 5 January 2013 6:30

On a scale of one to holy shit it's Justin Beiber how gay is he??

watermelon4 24

Thursday 27 August 2015 18:47

What is the problem with that? Are you one of those typical homophobic American bitches?

fantasyworld 37

Friday 30 October 2015 1:52

He could be bisexual.

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