By gymnaste - 16/02/2009 04:36 - France

Today, jumping over the stiles in the Paris subway, I caught my shin on the turnstile. I put my hands out reflexively to avoid busting my face on the ground, but ended up suspended upside down from the metal bars. A kid took a photo. FML
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AviKerensky 17

Soon you'll be plastered all over the internet, and your shame will be complete. YDI.

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tygerarmy 35

I'd ask for a copy of that photo, it sounds awesome.

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AviKerensky 17

Soon you'll be plastered all over the internet, and your shame will be complete. YDI.

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amsterdamgirl 20

jeez why shame. it's a really good and funny story!

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tygerarmy 35

I'd ask for a copy of that photo, it sounds awesome.

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je668 5

you were wearing a tourniquet? I think this word may have been used incorrectly.

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completerubbish 17

'Turnstile' is 'tourniquet' in French, and this FML looks like it was translated from the French version of the site, so it was probably lost in translation.

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cheyluvsturtles 30

One question: what made you think that was a good idea? Tbh I would love to see that picture.YDI

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Halfass 8

On behalf of the FML community, may I respectfully request that you use that photo as your profile picture here.

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Marshallino 21

Anyone else noticed this post's date? 02/16/2009.

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Candijpg 17

hmm...something doesn't seem right

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Old submissions have been getting posted for several weeks now, ever since the app overhaul.

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completerubbish 17

The username was in French, so it was likely translated from the French version of the site.

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transcedental 18

Pics or it didn't happen.

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