Love: Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad...

By Pissed - 21/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML

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By immaturity all around - 31/03/2013 17:55 - United States

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

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By heartbroken - 14/07/2012 01:41 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML

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By Lisa - 19/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML

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By bastard magnet - 02/10/2011 22:14 - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

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Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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By -_- - 14/06/2014 03:56 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML

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By lovealways22 - 17/07/2012 07:19 - United States - Littleton

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

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Supportive

By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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Time to move on

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 08:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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Saturday 22 September 2012 5:16

Even in this situation, the best solution anyone can come up with is to sue. It's a sad sad world.

kotana191 8

Saturday 22 September 2012 5:16

dads. they always have the best advice. it's almost like he wasn't even paying attention to a word you said

Comments

Alastrina_fml 20

Saturday 22 September 2012 14:36

Cheaters suck. Just dump him if you have any respect for yourself. There are good guys present in the world who don't cheat.

panduhh93 0

Saturday 22 September 2012 15:30

Dads never know what to say about our boyfriend problems. *sigh* then they end up making us feel worse.

TJ1991 3

Saturday 22 September 2012 16:27

your moth

kkrivicky 6

Saturday 22 September 2012 17:11

or our fathers make us feel dumb founded haha

ObeyStudKing 4

Saturday 22 September 2012 18:49

Lol dads always come up with the weirdest shit. Can't blame the man for trying :-) .

chingthecreator 4

Saturday 22 September 2012 20:16

The 12 year old love life sucks eh?

Hellbound_Alleee 14

Saturday 22 September 2012 21:13

Today, you learned your father knows nothing about relationships. I hope you're young, because it's better to be disenchanted with your parents early on.

heidiT 4

Saturday 22 September 2012 23:46

Sorry to hear, but that seriously made me laugh about your dad! LOL!

LordVader789 3

Sunday 23 September 2012 0:08

At least he cared enough to ask what was wrong

C0N71NG3NCY 6

Sunday 23 September 2012 2:02

Do you make a habit of changing partners? If so no wonder your dad is apathetic. Also, apart from breaking up with him, there's nothing you can do. Stupid bitches who suggest getting revenge need not apply; wreck his shit and YOU will get sued, legitimately, too. What kind of judge is going accept the defence "um well durr he wuz cheetin on meh"? Oh, right, America...