By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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KingOfOreos 0

he doesn't want to be bit durr lol

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avada_kedavra_ML 5

If you had seen the movie TEETH, you'd be doing the same. Damn! i got so freaked out by it, for 2 weeks i swore never tot have sex in my life!

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newburton13 26

He probably got tricked into seeing the movie "Teeth" and is now paranoid.

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newburton13 26

Simple solution to this paranoia. DO NOT PISS OFF GIRL YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH.

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insomniac8400 13

they are a real and ever present danger

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ash_recca 0

Obviously took the movie teeth a little to literal :p

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SpearD 4

Actually there was a horror movie called "Teeth" and it was about this chick who had '"****** teeth"

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BriTisHBirD 11

That movie was disgusting. Most disturbing thing i've ever seen.

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Baelzebub 2

I check my gal too. No teeth. No wonder though. Her gums were shot to hell.

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