Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not...

By helenablitz - 28/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

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By hailsatan666 - 09/06/2012 18:43 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML

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Emotional rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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Great dad

By Anonymous - 28/06/2023 12:00

Today, I found out my son has not one, not two, but three children with various women. I confronted him about this and he truly doesn’t care. He has support payments he hasn’t paid in months, and he doesn’t even know his name of his youngest son, because he doesn’t care enough to remember it. FML

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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OK, bye then

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 23:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years sprung the news that he had gotten a new job across the country and would be moving immediately. With his wife and children. First I'm hearing about them. FML

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By Flabbergasted - 06/02/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML

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Father, you mean father

By Anonymous - 17/11/2020 02:02

Today, I found out wife has two baby daddies for our two kids. I’m neither one’s baby daddy. FML

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You deserved it 96

By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

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Fiancé of the year

By Anonymous - 13/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Saint Joseph

Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML

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badumdum 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:24

I love the wording of this FML :)

cookiexcookie 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:28

break up with him...I don't think u want to be the 4th women with the 4th child :/

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tinanelson 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 6:00

sounds like my cousin eric.

maegs6938 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 22:08

how you didn't know this for 2 years is beyond me

starrnao 15

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:13

I might not be the dating expert, but I think that should raise a red flag.

newburton13 26

Tuesday 28 February 2012 1:56

My friend has three nephews/nieces. We're not even out of High School yet.

blink_kid 32

Friday 10 August 2012 15:00

You've been with him for 2 years and haven't produced child #4? Way to go you! Seems like you've taught him something about contraception.

apocalyptica_fml 9

Sunday 21 October 2012 17:50

Is there any possible way your boyfriend was my uncle?

adelaz 0

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:58

And you are planning 4?

KingreX32 21

Sunday 24 February 2013 15:47

your boyfriend sounds like my good for nothing piece of shit Dad.

blink_kid 32

Wednesday 3 April 2013 16:34

AND YOU'RE NEXT

Arista669 3

Wednesday 11 December 2013 20:18

Run.

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Today, two days before our vacation, I caught my wife coaching our six year-old son how to fake nightmares, so he could sleep in our bed every night. I now understand why we never have sex on vacation. FML

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